Jon 'if a security system could have anxiety' Sims (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
statementends) wrote2017-11-02 02:13 am
statementends) wrote2017-11-02 02:13 am
statementends) wrote2017-11-02 02:13 am
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[ martin's feelings would be hurt if those texts hadn't been so unbearably jon that they swung around from 'insulting' all the back to 'amusing.' ]
But yeah, I just got here too. What can you do?? Did you get a cool power?
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As if this isn't enough of a headache.
What's the last thing you remember?
[for real jon has to put his phone down for a moment and sigh because if martin has like. flight or telekinesis or something ridiculous he's going to probably die]
Retrocognition, of a sort.
Apparently whatever capricious force that brought us here thought it was funny to make me narrate past events like a statement.
What about you? I can only hope it isn't something like pyrokinesis.
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[ OH GOD HE'S SO GLAD THIS IS TEXT because he's definitely laughing at you a little bit here, boss. ]
I'm sure you'll find something useful to do with that. [ well at least he feels less lame about his own power. ]
And, uhh. I'm living in the archives? You just read that statement of -oh, the old man who kept having something come up to his door. Paul McKenzie? Oh my god, I wonder which one of us is in the past.
[ he's forgotten the power question already. this is too exciting. ]
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[why couldn't he have the power to be left alone???? ]
I have no interest in playing superhero, I have every interest in getting through whatever this nonsense is and getting home, where we belong.
Case #0032408? Yes, I am beyond that certainly.
I'm sorry to say you're still living in the Archives, the situation hasn't exactly let up.
For god's sake Martin, I asked about your ability. Stay on track will you.
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Okay, I was laughing, but I've definitely stopped now. No more laughter.
[ and now he's just outright lying. :') but oh, there's a hell of a lot of information going back and forth right now. he continues on:]
1) What do you mean 'hasn't let up'?? How long has it been???
2) And I can grow plants. It's quite nice.
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In fact just get this out of your system now too, they made me a gossip columnist.
I am in hell.
Probably longer than you want to hear, I'm sorry to say.
We found a statement Prentiss made, it's... alarming. We can discuss it more in person, I have no interest typing the details in piece by piece.
Well, that does sound like you. I suppose at least that's useful and not as destructive as it could be.
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[ yeah no he's sitting on that gossip columnist thing in a minute because are you serious that's amazing. ]
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Anyway, yes, I imagine you must be thrilled to some extent. I'll admit even I appreciate not finding worms at the damn doorstep every morning at work.